Don't be afraid now, little boy You've seen me on television, yes you know me I'm your friend and your family too I'm a big yellow clown and I'm here to say: "Your mother and father are worried ill Because you've alienated all of your friends Now you're gonna have to sit here among these fake trees You're gonna have a McDonalds party with me!" Will the Hamburglar be there? No, I don't think so Will Mayor McCheese be there? No, I don't think so Will Grimace be there? No, I don't think so Will anybody be there? No, I don't think so Some have got piselli, that means peas But I love the ones with ricotta cheese Now you're gonna have to sit here among these fake trees You're gonna have a pastizzi with me Will the Hamburglar be there? No, I don't think so Will Mayor McCheese be there? No, I don't think so Will Grimace be there? No, I don't think so Will anybody be there? No, I don't think so! Two all beef patties Special sauce, lettuce, cheese The choosy cheese chooses Always say cheese To the cheeseburgers That you make at your home You're gonna have a sugar bun on your own Will the Hamburglar be there? Will Mayor McCheese be there? Will Grimace be there? Will anybody be there? Will the Hamburglar be there? No, I don't think so Will Mayor McCheese be there? No, I don't think so Will Grimace be there? No, I don't think so Will anybody be there? No, I don't think so Will Colonel Sanders be there? No, I don't think so Will Hungry Jacks be there? No, I don't think so Will Ronald McDonald be there? No, I don't think so Well, what about his wife? No, I don't think so! No, I don't think so! No, I don't think so! No, I don't think so!