[Verse 1] Call me now, call me later, tell me if I really care If you think that you know me, then prove it If you were a tote bag full of beach boys I would take you to the mall and try to lose it Hop on my moped we can go 30 miles per hour After that hour, give me roses, candies, chips and flowers I know you've got a crush, but what can i do? I prefer a little lovin' with my marinated tofu [Pre-Hook] On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce You fall in love with every ounce, ounce. (X2) Holla if you hear me. (Holla, Holla!) Holla if you fear me. (Holla, Holla!) Holla if you hear me. (Holla, Holla!) Holla if you fear me [Hook] Don't! Don't blame me! Blame My Booty! Cause you're such a cutie! (x2) [Verse 2] Hold up, hold up! Please don't hate! Cause I'm playin' with game, and I'm teasin' with bait Me and you, on a blanket for two You crack open a liter of Sierra Mist You speak of my beauty, and how you're enchanted You promised me above ground pools and every wish i have, granted And, every hard ground honey just likes to please those Corn-fed girls in the Wal-Mart Jeans [Pre-Hook] On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce You fall in love with every ounce, ounce. (X2) Holla if you hear me. (Holla, Holla!) Holla if you fear me. (Holla, Holla!) Holla if you hear me. (Holla, Holla!) Holla if you fear me [Hook] Don't! Don't blame me! Blame My Booty! Cause you're such a cutie! (x2) [Bridge] Cause if you're lookin' for a Lady, one you can call your ba-bay And if you're lookin' to spoil me, royally, oily and constantly I'm not playin' hard-to-get, (No.) I'm just hard-to-get. (My booty, guilty, of boo-tay loveliness!) [Hook] Don't! Don't blame me! Blame My Booty! Cause you're such a cutie! (x2) [Pre-Hook] On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce You fall in love with every ounce, ounce. (X2) [Hook] Don't! Don't blame me! Blame My Booty! Cause you're such a cutie! (x2)