Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Everyone else has had more s** than me Does anyone else get that feeling? Teenagers, naked, couple in threes Grandparents swing from the ceiling Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Corporate capers and office amour Shenanigans outdoor and in Resist, and then later you find out there's more Regret in not doing the sin [Keyboard Solo] All lives have to die – of that there's no help My favourite way to end 'em Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp Enters the female pudendum Then dies on the spot His corpse there still stuck Left for his rivals to curse it He would rather die than not get to f**! Personally, I reckon it's worth it Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Does everybody else get that feeling Uh-uh Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Does everybody else get that feeling Uh-uh (Repeat: Does everyone) Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Does everybody else get that feeling Uh-uh (Repeat: Does everyone) Everyone else has had more s** than me Uh-uh Does everybody else get that feeling Uh-uh Does everyone... Does everyone... Does everyone think..? [Piano Outro]