Tism - Bone Idol lyrics

I woke up feeling so good I think I'd better call in sick I need a personal trainer To help me hold my drink I plan to be spontaneous Next time we meet I'm putting off procrastinating Until next week I'll get onto it When I give a sh** I must invite my vegan neighbours Round for a barbeque I'll go on a liver cleansing diet Cos I got lots of drinking to do I need a mentor To help me with my self-motivating The weather's too good to possibly Contemplate doing a thing I'll get onto it When I give a sh** Just wait a bit Till I give a sh** This time it's legit, my sins I'll admit, I promise I'll quit, I'll get myself fit I'll get onto it Too much focus leads to tunnel vision Too much faith leads to Religion Too much knowledge leads to confusion Too many guitar lessons lead to jazz-fusion I'll get onto it When I give a sh** Just wait a bit Till I give a sh** I'm going to commit, I'll chew on the bit, The next one's a hit, That's a definite I'll get onto it