Tism - As Seen On Reality lyrics

Reality used to be a friend of mine Reality used to be a friend of mine Reality used to be a friend of mine Reality used to be a friend of mine If you watch Reality; Got your crotch on Reality; If you act on Reality; Know a fact from Reality; If you make up Reality; See a break up on Reality; If you produce Reality; Don't want to reduce Reality; If you costume Reality; Know a better rest room than Reality; If you write on Reality; Do the lights on Reality; If your ad's on Reality; Follow fads from Reality; If you grew up on Reality; Didn't throw up on Reality; If you write about - bring about - fight about - sing about; admire it - inspire it - hire it - acquire it; If you love it, you deserve it. If you love it, you deserve it. If you make Reality If you fake Reality Get your face on Reality Product placed on Reality Your song's on Reality; It belongs on Reality; You relate to Reality You fel**te Reality Gay or straight on Reality Celibate on Reality If you renovate Reality If you decorate Reality If you argue ‘bout the stinking Body Corporate on Reality If you cook on Reality Even look at Reality Give garden tips on Reality Give me the sh**s on Reality If you program Reality Don't wanna pogrom Reality If you're addicted to Reality To who's evicted from Reality If you getaway on Reality Not get away from Reality Find a match on Reality Not put a match to Reality Cameo on Reality Funniest video Reality If you do a deal on Reality If you keep it real on Reality If you vote on Reality Cross-promote on Reality Like the cast on Reality Don't wanna gla** them on Reality If you don't can it - bash it - ban it - trash it; If you follow it - observe it - swallow it - "lurve" it: If you love it, you deserve it. If you love it, you deserve it. Hold on, this is bullsh**!