[Verse 1] Well, come home tired, what a day I've had The news ain't good from Stalingrad But I've been busy protecting the German race So, come on, baby, defecate on my face [Pre-Chorus] Come on, baby, send it on down Bend over Braun and gimme your brown There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract [Chorus] Defecate on my face, defecate on my face Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face Defecate on my face, defecate on my face Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face [Verse 2] Well, get to a bunker, looks like a stye Turn on the TV, it's all a big lie Here, Eva, ooooh, have these prunes to chew We have ways of making you poo [Pre-Chorus] Come on, baby, send it on down Bend over Braun and gimme your brown There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract [Chorus] Defecate on my face, defecate on my face Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face (well altogether now) Defecate on my face, defecate on my face Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face