I'm sorry Shirley, I guess I must have skipped the date I'm sorry Shirley, I guess I found another bait But to be honest all the times we spent in happiness I count them on my hand And you can't expect, with no regret, I save my head by hiding in the sand I just couldn't do that So here I am, about to sink, can't feel the joy you kept in store for me I know that I've been rotten, girl, but here's the part where I come clean I'm sorry Anna. sh** I'm sorry Anna, forgot to tell you about my vows Thet went to Shirley, now I regret I've been a lousy son But to be honest all the times we spent in misery I count them on my hand And you can't expect, with no regret, I save my head by hiding in the sand I just couldn't do that So here I am, about to sink, can't feel the joy you kept in store for me I know that I've been rotten, girl, but here's the part where I come clean I know that I've been rotten, girl, but here's the part where I come clean