Haikus, white dudes, waiting for the right moves It's the first night, but I all ready like you I really wanna kiss, thinking what might that prove I don't wanna be rude, I wanna wait 'til the mood's right Talking bout hickies holding hands in the moonlight You wear all My favorite colors from the yellows to the reds To the greens to the blues From your round head, to your cardboard shoes My mouth is watering, thinking bout your taste I wanna lick your flavor down to your stick waist You could be my ball and chain Lets settle down like gravity My mama said you're no good and all you'll give is cavities But you're my sugar, I love the swirl in your retinas And when I look at other girls it doesnt even upset ya That's trust, that's a must, that's us, plus I love you so much, the lust won't rust When you walk you sparkle, you glitter and shine When I saw you from a mile away, I knew you deserved a rhyme So I wrote it down, and it went this way It said hey girl, I'm here to stay She's my lollypop, she's my lolly pop pop She's my lollypop jawbreaker never fade away The second verse is usually about the breakup But I still love her from her pumas to her makeup Usually by then they start to cheat They start to lie, and with someone else they meet But this didn't happen, I just kept rappin She even wrote me love letters on the back of napkins We take road trips all around And were in the sheets and cuddling by sun down I wake up with the roosters, and cook up some hash browns Im brushing my teeth, laughing more than the last town Where we at now? I don't really know I see gerbils and hamsters And cops wearing pampers And Audrey Hepburn's my personal dancer Is it fair to kiss, a happy Aquarius Even if your my lover slash therapist I showed her to my family she said love forever She said she'd neva leave me neva eva eva eva So here we are both naked in the mountains Top of the rock, just licking and lounging It's just me and her, it's just her and me It's just that she's god and eternity So is we, and everybody Candy grows from trees, and rivers arent bloody She doesnt like parties, she'd rather read and study Even cowgirls get the blues, but their boots arent muddy She wrote me a song and it went this way It said hey Chris, I'm here to stay Cuz She's my lollypop, she's my lolly pop pop She's my lollypop jawbreaker never fade away (she was beautiful as a cigar after a steak dinner)