60 years ago today Crowley taught Calm. to play The little fun songs For the little numb kids But the teacher had snake eyes and a fork tongue kiss They said we've been going in and out of style But we're guaranteed to raise an anti-smile So pack up the d** and the controversy The contrabands in your ear and naked dinner's got the mercy So may I introduce to you? The act you've known for all these years Put away the junk and dissolve the fear It's naked dinner's lonely brunch club band The dinner is naked (Time and Extra Kool) We're naked dinner's lonely brunch club band We hope that you enjoy the show We're naked dinner's lonely brunch club band Sit back and let the evening go Naked dinner's lonely, naked dinner's lonely We're naked dinner's lonely brunch club band It's wonderful to be here It's certainly a thrill You're such a lovely audience We'd like to take you home with us We'd love to take you home All aboard I don't really want to stop the show But I thought that you might like to know That Time's got the mic and the feelings right And if we all come together we can turn the dark to light So the singer's going to sing a song And he wants you all to sing along So let me introduce to you The one and only Billy Cooper And naked dinner's lonely brunch club band And no one is (living) And no one whoever told the truth is (living)