(lead vocals by Prince) .... 1, 2, 3, 4 .... Why you big, tossed-salad, hairdo-havin', long, tall, snaggly gold-toothed .... funkin' habit-formed, leather-wearin', beanpole-lookin', black... sh**! Oh! Somebody bring me a piece of chicken! What... what Tricky say? What Tricky say? Yakety-yak? Yakety-yak. My a**, motherf**ker Oh, gimme some horns You can't f**k with that, look out! We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this We ain't got time. We don't have ti... What time is it? It's time for you to ... It's time for you to retire You're old, but wait, wait, wait! Why you, and you? You... you old, Michelin Man, fat, black... Break now. Yes! When I look in the mirror. I see your ugly face I just wanna run, in front of... Wait, gimme some horns Now you go. You, you..., wait, wait, wait Let me... wait. You, you, you're just old That's all I know, you're just old and you're fat You know it too, don't you? You know it, you're just fat and old Hit me! Uh! Yes! Yes! That's right, yes! Johnny, Johnny! Don't you wish you could get on TV? On the one! .... My man, say: "Johnny, Johnny!"