Timbuk3 - Grand Old Party lyrics

The party's over And a new day begins Now is the time For confessing our sins Maybe we ate a little too much Or drank a little too much scotch And I guess the entertainment Got a little out of hand Judging from this pain in my crotch I feel like hell today, but last night, hey Weren't we hale and hearty? All in all, I really got to say It was a grand old party We donned our disguises, ate appetizers And talked 'til our teeth got numb Johnny Walker ran free 'Til he crawled out the door Then we started on rum I guess I knew I should have refused That one last Coke and Bacardi But despite the mess, I must confess It was a grand old party Oh, my heat seeking whistles And misguided missiles I guess they went a little too far When a backseat snuggle Turned into a struggle And it totaled my car Now most of my friends Will never speak to me again But love is never saying you're sorry At the end of the day I really got to say It was a grand old party Now sometimes I dream that my life is on trial My friends and all my family are there Load of dirty laundry are fallin' all around me I'm hiding under my chair If you are what you eat, I'm dead meat Lord knows I've been naughty In the depths of disgrace I rest my case It was a grand old party