Sitting in a living room in a condo Gazmo's on the rug with little Ca**y-O Gazmo's gettin' nervous Ca**y wants to sample the dog She says "Bark, howl, do what you like But if you're going to growl, just growl into the mic We're gonna play a game called Sample the Dog" Sample the dog Sample the dog There's a new age family out in North Carolina A dog named Jamaica, a daughter named China A son who plays in a band called Sample the Dog Third-world music on the stereo Dust on the keys of the piano And China's in the kitchen tryin' to sample the dog Sample the dog Sample the dog Sample the dog Sample the dog Now, Ca**y can't read and China can't write And the Board of Education mumbles in the night A prayer for our nation "Lord, let us sample the dog" Sample the dog Sample the dog Sample the dog The exact same thing is happenin' today In a million homes across the USA (Sample the dog) Everybody's workin', tryin' to sample the dog Sample the dog Sample the dog