It's a lonesome stretch out on Highway 9 Just another semi moving up from behind Eyes are getting heavy, brain's about to bust When a light comes shining through the diesel dust It's that mudflap girl Flashing in my headlight beams That little mudflap girl Shining like a midnight dream Hey where are you going? I guess you're going my way I know you can't hear me talking Still I just gotta say You look so damned s**y sitting there With your chrome steel curves And your long chrome hair Hey mudflap girl Flashing in my headlight beam I'll follow you around the world You are my midnight dream You pack no suitcase, you wear no dress You ask no questions, you answer yes You see no evil, you tell no lies 'Cause you have no mouth and you have no eyes Hey mudflap girl Flashing in my headlight beam I'll follow you around the world You are my midnight dream Blacktop angel goddess, Queen of wanderlust May your perfect body never turn to rust Wherever you may be going Don't ever lose that shine Gotta keep them big wheels rolling Straight down Highway 9