You wonder why you drive me crazy You don't watch the road signs baby You never learned to stop at the light You wonder why I get so uptight The way you drive your automobile You're the most dangerous thing on wheels The way those wheels burn up the road It's a wonder that they don't explode Chorus: Babe you're a reckless driver Bound to be buried with your pride & I'll be the sole survivor Cause on the day you take your final ride I won't be there by your side Come rain, come hail, come sleet, come snow You don't like to drive too slow You're always in the pa**ing lane It's enough to drive me out of my brain And so I wanna tell you right now If you don't get some sense somehow Those wheels will get you nowhere fast & your next ride may be your last Chorus Those mountain roads are narrow & steep But you like to drive them in your sleep The hand on the meter gets hot & sweaty Sayin 85 & risin steady Now some damn fool he's tryin to pa** But you're so cool you step on the gas Now I must say babe you got nerve Doin 99 around that curve Chorus