Tim O'Heir - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too lyrics

[Verse 1] If I die and go to hell real soon It will appear to me as this room And for eternity I'd lay in bed In my boxers, half stoned With a pillow under my head [Verse 2] I'd be chatting on the interweb Maggots prey upon the living dead I had no interest in the things she said On the phone every day I'll permanently hit the hay, hey [Chorus] I called her on the phone And she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself I called her on the phone And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Verse 3] At this rate I'll be heading for electric chairs I'm only human with my cross to bear When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules My rabbi taught me in the old shul [Verse 4] You're too young to be this empty girl I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world Know that you will be my downfall But I call, and I call, and I call [Chorus] I called her on the phone And she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself I called her on the phone And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Bridge] I don't know what I want I don't know what I want I don't know what I want I don't know what I want I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it) I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it) [Chorus] I called her on the phone And she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself Called her on the phone And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Outro] (Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) And she touched herself (Woah!) She touched herself (Woah!) She touched herself (Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep