Tim Moore - Little Bo's Peep Show lyrics

There's a decadent zookeeper Who keeps wearing glitter shoes He's got the apes and monkeys into heavy metal blues He's upset the status quo at Little Bo's Peep Show Now I tell you, ma It's not longer just a zoo This yak in shades keeps showin' up with powder from Peru And leaves from Mexico at Little Bo's Peep Show Now the walrus shaved his eyebrows and he's wearing silver pants And he's tryin' to get the camel all worked up for some romance The snakes'll all be slinkin' to that funky disco groove The whole peaceable kingdom's being shot down the tubes See the lion's mane? He dyed it pink And his new eye shadow looks so s**y when he blinks At the water buffalo (Buffalo) At Little Bo's Peep Show Aw, yeah Ah, the lizard's wearing lipstick and she's dressing to provoke And the anteater is popular with all the lady folk The hyena's sounding more like a pony when he laughs They got Linda Lovelace in as she's coaching the giraffe Oh, the polecat's drunk and the whale's in heat They got six-inch purple platforms on the alligator's feet There ain't no pianissimo At Little Bo's Peep Show, oh no Ah, no Ah, but my mom won't let me go To Little Bo's Peep Show, oh yeah