Tim Minchin - The Pope Song lyrics

f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, he's a f**ing motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er he's a total motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** him, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**ing Pope f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, he's a f**ing motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er he's a total motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** him, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**ing Pope f** the motherf**er, and f** you motherf**er If you think that motherf**er is sacred If you cover for another motherf**er who's a kiddy-f**er f** you, you're no better than the motherf**ing rapist And if you don't like the swearing that this motherf**er forced from me And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity Then f** you, motherf**er, this is language one employs When one is f**ing pissed about motherf**ers f**ing boys. And I don't give a f** if calling the Pope a motherf**er Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate This has nowt to do with other f**ing godly motherf**ers I'm not interested right now in theological debate There are other f**ing songs and there are other f**ing ways I'll be a religious apologist on other f**ing days But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy f**er Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, you're a f**ing motherf**er And I don't give a f** what any other motherf**er Believes about Jesus and his motherf**ing mother I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other f**ers While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others But if you build your church on claims of f**ing moral authority And with threats of hell impose it on others in society Then you, you motherf**ers, can expect some f**ing wrath When it turns out you've been f**ing us in our motherf**ing a**es Our motherf**ing a**es So f** the motherf**er, and f** you, motherf**er If you're still a motherf**ing papist. If he covered for a single motherf**er who's a kiddy-f**er, f** him, he's as evil as the motherf**ing rapist And if you look into your motherf**ing heart and tell me true If this motherf**ing stupid f**ing song offended you With it's filthy f**ing language and it's f**ing direspect If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter But if you find me more offensive than the possibility The Pope protected priests when they were getting f**ing fiddly Then listen to me motherf**er - this here is a fact You are just as morally misguided as that motherf**ing Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid f**ing hat