Tim Minchin - Dark Side lyrics

I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can develop my brooding potential If pain's what you want in an act Pain I can do I can have a dark side too I can have a dark side I called my girlfriend up on the phone I said, "Hey, girlfriend, what's going wrong?" She said, "I'm breaking it off with you "I feel as if the magic has gone" I said, "Hey baby what're you talking about? I thought that everything was just fine" She said, "That's exactly my point I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time" "I need somebody deeper than you Someone with a little third-dimension" I said... I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can develop my brooding potential If pain's what you want in a man Pain I can do I can have a dark side too I can have a dark side, I can have a dark side I can have a dark side... Ooh, yeah... I wrote a letter to Mr. Sony I said, "Hey, Sony, what's going down? I've got a record and I reckon it's wicked And I think you should s-spread it around" He said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your work "It's clever and quirky, but I promise you this You could be clever as Voltaire But it won't get you nowhere" "If you wanna sell discs Clever never made no one rich It doesn't appeal to the teenage market The teenage market!" I said... I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can reveal my tortured internals If pain's what you want in an act Pain I can do I can have a dark side too I can have a dark side Daddy never came to my ball games Where are you daddy? Daddy never came to my ball games He never loved me I, I can have a dark side If you want me to