Tim Minchin - Confessions lyrics

I believe that women have the right To walk the streets at night Without being afraid for their lives And I believe a woman has the right To choose what happens to her body Without suffering the judgement Of the conservative right And I believe a woman has the right To wear the clothes she likes Without being treated like dirt And I think we men are pathetic How we seem to judge aesthetic As the measure of a woman's worth I'm ashamed on behalf of my s** For making women feel like objects f** I love b**bs though I just really love them f** I love b**bs though I just want to rub them They're just so jooby They make me feel groovy I would rather watch b**bs than a movie Ba doop-e-do I just really love b**bs I believe the people are entitled To basic human rights Whether they're rich or they're poor And I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself Even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's okay That the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man I'm sure I could do a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor f** I love b**bs though I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind, below, or above them They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I would rather own b**bs than a pub Ba doop-e-do I just really love b**bs I believe the planet that we live in Is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can a**ume We can go on consuming Her resources indefinitely The earth's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit f** I love b**bs though I just really care for 'em They are equally fun When they're twenty-one Or octogenarian They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I would rather eat a b**b than a bap Ba doop-e-doop de do I just really love b**bs Evolutionary theory says bosoms Are bu*tocks like protrusions Designed to tempt men In situations when they can't get a glimpse of your bum I find such hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says Lipstick is for making your lips look more Like the lips of a happy vagina Since they said that I can't Look my great aunt in the eye Why'd they have to say that, oh why? From the first little s** of colostrum To the grope of the nurse in the old people's hostel We're just f**ing monkeys in shoes And I will always love b**bs I will always love b**bs