Tim Minchin - Miracle, Pt. 3 lyrics

[MRS WORMWOOD] Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal Semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! I should be dancing the Tarentella Qui mon fella Italiano Not dressed in hospital cotton With an owchie . . . front bottom And this – [DOCTOR] Miracle! [MRS WORMWOOD] Horrible – [DOCTOR] Miracle! [MRS WORMWOOD] Smelly little – [DOCTOR] The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! [MR WORMWOOD] I can't find his frank 'n' beans! [DOCTOR] Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely [ALL KIDS] My mummy says I'm a miracle [DOCTOR] The chances of existence almost infinitely small [ALL KIDS] My daddy says I'm his special little guy [DOCTOR] The most common thing in life is life – [ALL KIDS] Hup, two, four, free! [DOCTOR] And yet, every single life Every new life Is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle! [ALL] My mummy says I'm a miracle One look at my face and it's plain to see Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me My mummy says I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball You can be all cynical But it's a truth empirical There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . . [MATILDA] My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm My daddy says I'm a bore My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ That kids like me should be against the law My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole No one like a smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for population control Dad says I should watch more TV