Tim Minchin - Fancy That lyrics

You say that you feel really small when you're around me Fancy that; I always thought I acted totally pathetic You say that my attitude is monstrous condescending Don't you know that lately I've been feeling little too? So you say my sense of humour is offensive and imposing Fancy that, and I was only trying to get on what with your friends So people misinterpret, find my sarcasm confusing And all along I thought that I was totally see through And mumma says I have a healthy understanding of my worth Maybe I seem bigger since I put a little weight on 'round the girth And people say that I always seem to stick out in a crowd But so did JFK, and we all know what that means, don't we? So you say people get blown away when they first meet me Fancy that; I always work like hell just to be enough You tell me my opinions are just too opinionated Don't you know I often feel like I've got nothing much to say? So you say my confidence could be percieved as disrespectful Fancy that, and I was just avoiding being bored to d**h You say that my songs can be a little bit affronting Don't you know I always saw myself as totally pretentious And mumma says I have a well-developed sense of what I've Does she think my self esteem is a function of my purple lycra top And people say that I always seem to stick out in a crowd But so did the Elephant Man and we all know what he said don't we? And people say that I always seem to stick out in a crowd But so did Ca**ius Clay and we all know how he eats, don't we?