[Verse 1] They say not to have too much fun They say not to get too much sun Democrat, Republican I guess I'm screwed, I'm neither one Don't say 'hell', say 'what the heck' Do what's politically correct Don't pray in school, but have safe s** Isn't that what they expect? [Chorus] Who are they? Yeah you know what they say Who are they? Someone I gotta pay Who are they? They're probably living in LA And I don't care anyway Who are they? [Verse 2] They probably own the Village Voice The Nashville Scene, The People's Choice To me it's all a bunch of noise Decided on by funny boys They say who does and don't belong They say our hair's too short or long They say who's right and who is wrong As if we'll all just come along [Chorus] [Verse 3] Well I wonder if they've got a life A broken car and two ex-wives Do they drink beer on Friday night I wonder if they like to fight And I wonder if they've got a soul Or if they like their rock-and-roll Where do they live, I've got to know So I can tell them off Or where to go [Chorus]