1986 Harley, blowing smoke and s**ing oil My daddy said, 'Buy it and you're crazy boy' Can't tell me nothin' It took two months to fix it up And one day to lay it down I got a little hitch in my get-along now Can't tell me nothin' Talk is cheap and free advice Is worth the price you pay I had to find out for myself the hard way Can't tell me nothin' Hometown homecoming sweetheart Nobody thought I had a prayer Her mama said, 'Boy, don't you come around here' Can't tell me nothin' They say be careful what you wish for I wanted to be her man Two babies and a trailer later here I am Can't tell me nothin' Talk is cheap and free advice Is worth the price you pay I had to find out for myself the hard way Can't tell me nothin' They say that drinking'll k** you The same thing with rolling smoke That's two of the three things that I like most Can't tell me nothin' I know what the good book preaches But I know how I am I sure hope somebody up there understands Can't tell me nothin' Can't tell me nothin'