Yeah, I swore off love I swore off women Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin' I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool It ain't cool I spend all my spare time Fixin' up That old rusted up pick-up truck In no time at all I'd have it lookin' like brand new Then you Flip the switch on my doomaflatchie Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was as good as gone So long Yeah, you cranked my tractor Ya flick my bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how ya done it But, honey, you turn me on You done all the takin' I done all the givin' I threw up my hands, said "The heck with it" I shut down my heart Locked it up and pulled the fuse Before it blew All my emotions were disconnected No sign of a spark Could be detected I had nobody So I had nothing to lose Then you Flip the switch on my doomaflatchie Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was as good as gone So long Yeah, you cranked my tractor Ya flick my Bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how ya done it But, honey, you turn me on Yeah, ya crank my tractor Ya flick my Bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how ya done it But, honey, you turn me on