Tim Heidecker - Mar A Lago lyrics

[Verse 1] Well I'm sitting behind my desk in Washington, D.C And everyone on cable news is yelling at me And there's only one place in this whole wide world I wanna go That's down underneath the Florida sun in Mar-a-Lago So call up the tower and tell my wife and son Have the taxpayers fuel up my Air Force One Put in place my press embargo Gotta be left alone to fun and sun in Mar-a-Lago [Chorus] Mar-a-Lago! I hope the ocean don't swallow Like some some say they know it will one day Mar-a-Lago! I hope the ocean don't swallow Like some say they know it will some day [Verse 2] Well the senators and congressmen are all telling me what to do How am I supposed to know if any of the stuff they're saying is true? Sure, I like to get on the mic and gin up the crowd But I'd rather be on the tee where those folks aren't allowed [Chorus] Mar-a-Lago! I hope the ocean don't swallow Like some some say they know it will one day Mar-a-Lago! Oh, I hope the ocean don't swallow Like some say they know it will one day [Bridge] And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis Playing golf with retired baseball stars And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis Well everything is gold Even the toilet bowl Mar-a-Lago! [Verse 3] And on Saturday night when Melania's a-fast asleep I tiptoe to the only room where I really wanna be And I crawl into that beautiful king-size bed And I snuggle between my true loves, Ivanka and Jared And then Sunday comes and my boss tells me we gotta go back Home to the haunted mansion where pretty soon I'm gonna crack But for now I guess I'll play my part in this puppet show And keep dreaming of the weekend where I could play Mar-a-Lago [Outro] Mar-a-Lago! I hope the ocean don't swallow Like some some folks say they know it will Mar-a-Lago! Oh, I hope the ocean don't swallow Like some folks they say they know it will