Tim Hawkins - Pretty pink tractor lyrics

Well my ol' John Deere finally broke down Used it every day, drove it into the ground So I went to get a new one way uptown But I was out of luck cause they were all out So I found a used tractor on Craigslist There was no picture but I couldn't resist It seemed like a good deal But now I regret it If you wanna know why go take a look at it Chorus: I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor Go take a peek, it's out in the pasture People make fun but it don't matter Drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter Makes a sweet song, turnin' a corner Flowery canopy when it gets warmer When I think about, just get madder I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse My daddy came by Sunday after church He said, "Son don't you listen to them big-mouth Jerks And if people make fun, hit 'em with your purse and Chorus: Take 'em for a ride on yer pretty pink tractor Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor Sure all the family will want to take a gander Son go show 'em yer pretty pink tractor Telly Tubby cover on the seat It's like a redneck Sesame Street [rap] Gotta watch out when you buy online Don't turn out good all the time Why y'all gotta make fun that way? It plows it up, it bales the hay Give me a minute while I put this dip in Hit with a purse dad you'd be trippin' Snapshot, cheap shot, take a look Post it all up on ya Facebook Everybody hatin' on my new rig Cows and chickens, dog and pig Jump on my tractor, let it flow Got ya trippin' on a double rainbow Fire it up yo, hear y'all laughin' Makin' it rain, I'm a redneck rappin' Pepto bismol, flashy pink I know y'all really wanna be me Makes a sweet song, turnin' a corner Barbie would drive it if she was a farmer When I think about it, just get madder I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor Need to go to town Trade it in for a green 'n brown Who wants my pretty pink tractor?