Tim Hawkins - Old white man lyrics

Black socks, no shoes Chugging cans of Mountain Dew T-shirt, boxer shorts On a Lazy-boy watching sports And eating cheetos just as fast as I can Might as well face it I'm an old white man Work hard, pay the bills Call my buddies, fire up the grill Hot dogs, baked beans Love handles spillin over my jeans Swattin flies with the back of my hand Might as well face it I'm an old white man Shut this, close that Get your hands off my thermostat Flat screen, golf clubs Makin payments on a new hot tub Already spent my retirement plan Lord have mercy I'm an old white man