Tim Hawkins - Colonoscopy lyrics

You have some lovely children and a lovely wife You have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life But you do knew this day was coming It was always meant to be Your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy Chorus: Oh colon, colon Colonoscopy A wonderful procedure as everyone can see Your number's up, it's time to take one for the team It's right there on the schedule Colonoscopy There is some preperation that you should know about You have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out They'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside In honesty it can be a bumpy ride Chorus: Oh colon, colon Colonoscopy A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease Stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze You can't get away from Colonoscopy It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun But now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done It's not an ordinary exam You lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am" Oh colon, colon Colonoscopy A wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree And never underestimate how thorough they will be It's time to take your medicene Colonoscopy