My girlfriend dumped my five days ago You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know Yeah two is company, three is a crowd But Friday night's comin up and I heard you're goin out I've been down since she been gone And If you don't mind I'd like to tag along and be a Chorus: Third Wheel Would it be all right I ain't got nothin' going Can I hang with yall tonight (Third wheel) Don't make me stay home I know you want to be together But I don't want to be alone We can go walkin and look at the moon Or get a hot fudge sundae with an extra spoon You can park the car, run your fingers through her hair I'll be in the backseat you won't even know I'm there How about the Cheescake Factory, just you, and her and me I'm gonna be a Chorus: Third wheel Wouldn't it be great? Don't mind me carry on with your date (Third wheel) Don't let me stay home I know you want to be together But I don't want to be alone Let's go shopping, give me the keys Or an awkward picnic by the oak tree We can stay in and watch DVDs You can play Twister and I can referee I'm gonna be a Chorus: Third wheel You can act like I ain't irratating you (Third wheel) Don't make me stay home Thanks to you to I'll never be alone Never be alone A 1 and a 2 and a Third wheel