Talks on the lug and they all bonked out, all bonked out, all bonked out Rocks in the mud and they all gunked out, all gunked out, all gunked out Trucks in the bunk and they all danged up, all danged up, all danged up Guts in them trucks and them all sayin' f**, all sayin' f**, all sayin' f** ("Good. I'm glad you're here. We're gonna have a wonderful week. And anything you want. Anything.") I want you to buy my record so I can sell out in 60 seconds At the Best Buy, I wanna be the best guy. You know that I'm better than the next guy Even though we both sound exactly alike. Is that Jadakiss or is that Tim Fite? I don't know but I'm still gonna buy it Consumerism is the sh** now try it You know you wanna try it C'mon and try it Talks on the lug and they all bonked out, all bonked out, all bonked out Rocks in the mud and they all gunked out, all gunked out, all gunked out Trucks in the bunk and they all danged up, all danged up, all danged Guts in them trucks and them all sayin' f**, all sayin' f**, all sayin' . . . f** f** f** f** f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f** I like to go to parties You like to go to parties We like to go to parties C'mon y'all let's go and party In the parking lot of the Wal-Mart with Walter Erica, Dave, Bob and Josie Gibraltar We'll park in a circle and bump our rides And if we need somethin' we'll just go inside It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here whenever you want It's all right here whenever you don't It's all right here so come and get it And if you ain't got the cash, use credit ("Daddy said anything I want in--anything in the store." "You can't buy a human being, Eric." "Well why not?" "Because--because--because--because, he's a person!" "Daddy said anything I want in--anything in the store Anything I want in--anything in the store Anything in the store. Now.") Trucks in the bunks and they all danged up, all danged up, all danged up Guts in them trucks and them all sayin' f**, all sayin' f**, all sayin' f**. ("Now.") Trucks in the bunks and they all danged up, all danged up, all danged up. ("Now.") Guts in them trucks and them all sayin' f**, all sayin' f**, all sayin' f** f** f** f** f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) f**. (Say it.) Where's all my big tippers? All my ballers that's involved with strippers? Where's my ill-begotten riches? Where's my women who want to be called b**hes? Where's my Gucci, my Gabardine? Where's my groupies in they Prada jeans? Where's my lotion, my Vaseline? Where's the pictures of me in that magazine? It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here It's all right here and it's all so nice Am I living my dream or living my life? I don't really care as long as I got shade Y'all stay payin' and I stay paid