Tim Fite - If I Had a Cop Show lyrics

If I had a cop show this this would be the theme music you know I'd be like driving in my car vroooom all fast and you know I'd pull out my gun and then I'd shoot a naked girl and then the naked girl would y'know bleed and I'd slide across the hood of the car and we'll have some dancers dancing with night sticks and I'd be beating this dude right, you know, just in front of everybody I'd spit on him and I'd say "That's what you get for messing with the cops!" If I had a cop show