Tim Fischer - Please, Shoot Your Husband lyrics

I've been in love before But never like now She's wonderful She's heavenly She's married I want to be with her And kiss her somehow Because she's kissable Adorable But it's impossible So I tell her: "Darling, we're not having any fun There is just one thing to be done: Please, shoot your husband! Please, k** him dead! Go and do your stuff! He has had enough Marry me instead! Please, shoot your husband! Please, get him out of the way! Darling, don't be shy All of us must die Do it today! Wouldn't it be wonderful, me and you Going abroad on his money? Honeymoon in Paris, entre nous Ducking the police, just us two! Oh, please, shoot your husband! And when we're free Then, if any guy Should offer more then I You can shoot me Please, shoot your husband! Please, life is short How can you say no When I love you so? Please, be a sport! Please, shoot your husband! Please, take his life! Then, when you are done Let me have your gun And I'll shoot my wife"