I'm the greatest Young Lions Cup Champion of all time Don't get conflicted, Hallowicked, the title is mine No brain in that head, just a stupid stem, you're a dunced (?) So relieve all this tension and answer this question about Tim Donst [Chorus] Who's the man? Who's the man? You're not the man Who's the man? I'm the man That's the answer to who's the man No longer Eddie Kingston's punching bag and I think that that is pretty cool Because I don't like to get punched in the face I'm way too good looking I've wrestled in like 56 states I even went to Japan I got this hat You never did that, go to Japan or got a Japanese hat I have some really sweet moves with some really cool sweeter type names I have the moves called the Donst Cap and the Donstitution I am the greatest Young Lions Cup Champion of all time I know this 'cause fans come up to me and they say, "You're the greatest Young Lions Cup Champion of all time." [Chorus]