Tim Curry - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

Frank: How d' you do I See you've met my Faithful handyman He's just a Little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out By the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transs**ual, Transylvania Let me Show you around, maybe Play you a sound You look like you're both Pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We can take in an old Steve Reeves movie Brad: (speaking) I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry Janet: Right Brad: We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car (Transylvanians: Pleasure to meet you Dr. Furter) Brad: We don't want to be any worry Frank: Well you got Caught with a flat, well How about that! Well babies Don't you panic By the light of the night It will all seem al right Ill get you a satanic Mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transs**ual, Transylvania Why don't you Stay for the night Riff Raff: (whisper) Night! Frank: Or maybe a bite Columbia: (whisper) Bite! Frank: I can show you my favourite Obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my Tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transs**ual, Transylvania Hey, Hey! I'm just a sweet transvestite (Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Sweet Transvestite) Frank: From Transs**ual, Transylvania (Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Transylvania) Frank: (speaking) So Come up to the Lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici...pation But maybe the rain Is really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not The symptom!