Tiger Fang - Mephistopheles' Prank (Act I Skit) lyrics

[Verse 1: Tiger Fang] You ever woken to the best life of your dreams? The floor covered in endless cash, because of C.R.E.A.M., Endless o's of weed, and you puffing on the steam And you got that girl back, and now she's your queen sh**, I don't recall how this happened Thought life was full of nothing like when grandpas fappin Ew, that line dirty, clean it with a napkin She flashing me, and we make love with a pa**ion Good weed for breakfast, bought her a necklace So she thanked me by giving my blank a French kiss Now we out the door, LA sunshine Pouring out a little liquor so we'll have a fun time In-N-Out for lunch, all the bud is crunched Bought a new strain, that sh** is quite the brady bunch In a feel good life, I don't give a f** But I'm feeling ga**ed out, like a f**ing pick up truck [Chorus] I was feeling cold, but something mystical has made this life beautiful Call that sh** lucid living, I follow what I want and I take what is given I was feeling cold, but something mystical has made this life fictional Call that sh** lucid living, I follow what I want and I take what is given [Verse 2: Tiger Fang] Ferragamo wallet, ferragamo belt Ferragamo everything is up on my shelf I woke up to a new life where I control it all I got so much cash imma go stroll the mall Kick it with my best friends, west end los angeles Good life, where girls don't get mad when you smoking cannabis Can I handle it? Yes, I can handle it My talent is a gun, so I always f**ing brandish it Bang, bang, bang. You motherf**ers better listen to my slang I hang like orangutans, chillin with my gang Since I started rapping all these people call me Tiger Fang Cause we sharp out here, drinking beer, steering clear Of problems, cause this good music always in your ears Oh dear, I woke up not depressed But instead I'm feeling like all I have's the best Makes no sense, I don't remember being happy Insecure kid, all the bullies kept laughing Life is way too good to be true Somehow I feel like I've just been dreaming in my room [Outro: Mephistopheles] Hello? You f**ing human, wake the f** up I'm done f**ing with you, just f**ing wake up [Outro: Tiger Fang] sh**, I open my eyes and realizes, the good life is just a dream That sh**ty feeling you get when what you have isn't as it seems I thought I had the girl, I thought I had the money But in reality, it's a dream, so I have nothing Yo, now I sit at my desk And I'm thinking about life and how bad it could get Now more dreams, it's back to reality Where I'm so depressed and nothing really matters see So now I'll spit about a sh**ty life that I'm leading It's only good if I'm dead of I'm dreaming