You're like an accident And I'm not wearing underwear Stepped in this a thousand times Should no better but I don't care You're like a big balloon I can feel it tied around my neck Floating higher…pulling tighter The view from here just takes my breathe away Baby I just want to hate you I don't mind I'll be your artificial girlfriend Don't ask why Don't ask why Make me feel like you're my hero Make me feel like I'm the one Temporary satisfaction's got to be better than none at all Maybe I just want to hate you I don't mind I'll be your artificial girlfriend Don't ask why Don't ask why You're like an accident You're like an accident You're like an accident And I'm not wearing underwear Stepped in this a thousand times Should no better but I don't care Artificial…superficial…unconditional…very special Artificial…superficial…unofficial…very special Artificial…superficial…unconditional…very special Artificial…superficial…unofficial…very special