THX - Californication lyrics

[Intro: Kree] In californication [Verse 1: David Banner & (Snoop Dogg)] Yeah, b**h I'm from the country but that don't make a n***a soft Big city n***as come south and get their wigs knocked off Dare me, I just hustle and flow Find a track, start and pimp on a ho The block got hot, a n***a had to get low Get the f** out of dodge and hit my uncle on the west side Trevon (Whattup neph? What's cracking?) I wanna visit L.A., I'm already packed Been already stacking so we gonna get turned up (Soon as you land, purple kush gonna get burnt up) sh**, the next day I'm at LAX Uncle Trey pulled up in a Camaro SS Black on black, sitting on 23s Bumping Rich Boy like b**h Throw Some D's 2 bad b**hes in the back seat, one of them for me Mexican mami named Marie Rolling up some trees on the 105 east Roll down the window, just to feel the breeze It's real nice, feeling like paradise (sheesh) And all I can see is sunshine and palm trees [Hook: Kree] Welcome to californication Welcome to californication [Verse 2: David Banner & (Snoop Dogg)] Where we going? (To the hood) naw I wanna see the swap meet Crenshaw and Slauson (Fool, that's where the cops be) (n***a, I ain't got no driver's license or insurance) Sure enough the cops put us over on Torrance Everybody out the car, the cops set us on the curve They searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs What's this in that cigar? (Medical marijuana officer) ( I got a weed card) What condition you smoke weed for? Trevon Jones, place your hands behind your back You're under arrest for warrants go to court in Torrance Monday Monday? It's Wednesday man Or maybe Tuesday {that's some bullsh**} you heard me ma'am Now if you keep it up, I'll arrest you for obstruction of justice Trey like "take the car, f** this" (Have fun, call my homies, go clubbing with your dumb a**) (At least they ain't found my gun stash) [Hook: Kree] Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation Welcome to californication But you might leave on probation, I'm telling you that Welcome to californication, everyone knows, anything goes Welcome to californication, in californication [Verse 3: David Banner, (Nipsey Hussle), {Ras Ka**} & Snoop Dogg] I dropped the b**hes off, now I'm off to my uncle house Stopped by the liquor store, nothing but the thugs out White tees and Chucks when n***a hit me up like {Ay ay ay, where you from homie?} Lifted up his shirt on me Chrome 4-5, and dawg I wasn't strapped And another walked up like (Nah, he cool, that's Dave Black) (Trey lo folks, visiting from Mississippi) Pa**ed the pint of Hennesey, (here sip this with me) I'm Javon, we're gonna get it popping tonight Wa**up (Hollywood around here, these n***as are flocking at night) What's flocking? (Breaking in homes, B and E) (Burglary n***a, damn you slow) Oh, we kicked it in the hood drinking smoking kush twist up Hood rat with the big bu*t shows up got our dicks up Kissed my auntie on the cheek see you later Now we 5 n***as deep in Javon's Navigator The club's off the chain, I'm seeing models and stars NBA players straight buying out bars The state of Arizona tryna segragate But my dick don't discriminate Black girls, white girls, pimping I just like girls California Girls, Katy Perry dyke girls Met an Asian with fake tits next to a hype girl She took a pot of that, sniffing on that white girl VIP bottles and all that Then some random n***a started pouring out cognac I said Pimpin what you doin'? He said f** you too And that's the last thing he did I took a bottle and I cracked that n***a, smacked that n***a Security rushed me like arrest that n***a Tearing up the club, all 5 of us Asian b**h grab me like hurry up slide with us But the cops were outside stopped her, detained me Found some coke in her purse, motherf**ers blame me Next thing you know I'm in the county jail I walked in the cell, my uncle Tray is right there And he's just shaking his head then he laughed at a n***a Don't pee in the bed Don't let the bright lights fool ya, LA a trippy place It's been 24 hours I just caught my first case, damn [Bridge: Kree] I'm just here to see the Hollywood sign get locked up n***as doin' crazy, tribe lights get popped up As they tripping on me for no reason Jail politics, county n***as in season [Hook: Kree] Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation I'm telling you that Welcome to californication, anyone goes, everything goes Welcome to californication, in californication