Thunderbirds Are Now! - (Aquatic Cupid's) Harpoons of Love lyrics

I saw it all from the back of the room He broke the handle off the head of a broom He was the bride and she was the groom Over their heads the devil started to swoon I saw it all from the corner of my eye She tore her dress, he was choked with a tie She whispered something then started to cry He tried to k** it- it just wouldn't die Catch that tiger by his toe Hold that tiger, don't let him go 'Cause he's got secrets we want to know But he won't tell.. won't tell a soul I saw it all; I had the perfect view There was one that was cut into two The blood was red, the veins turned blue I turned to me then I turned into you I saw it all from the top of the heap All the shepherds had turned into sheep And all this wool wasn't helping us sleep We rolled around 'til the bed got too deep Catch that tiger by his toe Hold that tiger, don't let him go 'Cause he's got secrets we want to know But he won't tell.. won't tell a soul There's one thing, I do well: The first is buy, and the second is sell We looked to heaven then we dove into hell There's one thing, I do well: The first is buy, and the second is sell We looked to heaven then we dove into hell