If you've got time enough to k** There's a house upon the hill Where a gentleman can while away the hours Step in out of the rain Hang your coat and rack your cane Take your seat up at the bar and smell the flowers Ah ah ah, ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah She will welcome you in She won't ask where you've been She won't judge you when you tell her your desires She'll take your hand and lead you down To her dungeon underground Obey her and she'll put out all your fires 'Cause I love my Serpentine She's my Cruella divine I love her so I love my Serpentine She's a torch, she's a guide Lighting up your darker side She'll open every locked room in your head Don't resist, don't refuse 'Cause there's a safe word you can use Should the needle go to far into the red That's why I love my Serpentine She's my nemesis sublime I love her so I love my Serpentine