Those Poor Bastards - Crooked man lyrics

I am a crooked man bent down by sin Flood water's rising fast (oh lord!) Dead bodys floatin past (?) Tornados swoopin down (right down!) Out of Satan's j**el crown (oh lord!) I had a date tonight (yessir!) With a gal from out of state (oh lord... dunno if all these are 'oh lord') Her daddy was a police man (that's right!) Had himself a police badge (oh boy!) He said I'm DOOMed to fail (why's that?!) Said his daughter's better off in jail I am a crooked man bent down by sin My uncle was a christian man (oh lord!) But the lord didn't give a damn (no voice!) He lived sick and homeless (so poor!) When he died, I didn't even notice (no sir!) Me, I only got one belief (what's that?!) Everything's worse than it seems (oh lord!) I'm a DOOMsday preacher boy (you are?!) Get your bucket its time to cry I am a crooked man bent down by sin To other folks I cannot relate I could try, but I ain't People just want fancy cars Fancy house, expensive clothes fu*k THAT sh*t, it's f**in' wrong (yeah boy!) All I want is to live real long (how long?!) I wanna watch my body decay (oh lord!) My health suffer, and my hair turn grey (yeah boy!) Then the Devil can take me away, yeah Satan you can have your way I am a crooked man bent down by sin