My baby is a waitress She works from eight to one When I am back at home Then, hey I'm alone I walk around the kitchen I stare out to the rain I'd love to have a chat But Baby is not at home Please excuse me But I'm not well 'cause my baby is not at home I feel funny When I'm alone And my baby is not at home My baby is not present She is working very hard Two people, one arrangement Hey, life is tough It's dreadful to be lonely To walk along the woods I think I should remind her Hey, I'm your friend