This Way To The Egress - On A 45 lyrics

I surprised the man as drew his handcuffs Fumbling behind me as felt his way around my wrist I surprised the lady as she crossed the street To go and meet the paper boy I wonder how today she'll greet And I surprised the girl as she kissed her boyfriend Underneath the lamppost while the street light flashes green & red And I surprised everyone that ever knew me With my wicked ways of mercy to the people that surround me I, I wanna feel it now I wanna spin around on a 45 Cuz I could never be let down But I understand that you can always try And I, I wanna tell ya now That you can leave the keys right at the door Just try and tiptoe through the backyard Cuz I can hear ya breathin askin for more I empathize when the users want to trade me needles But I can't regress to that cuz junkies always stay the same And I sympathize with the freaks who claim to understand me But they seem to run away just as I get my point across And I fraternize with the girl you said you fell in love with She's so cute & innocent I wonder where she's gone today And I sodomize all the boys who ever made me angry With my mental co*k of crazy telling me to flaccid down I, I wanna feel it now I wanna spin around on a 45 Cuz I could never be let down But I understand that you can always try And I, I wanna tell ya now That you can leave the keys right at the door Just try and tiptoe through the backyard Cuz I can hear ya breathin askin for more