Monica, you're crazy when you drink too much Don't be so upset, it happens every day The other girls are talking, yeah, they're talking trash Get your things together and be on your way Such a cla**y girl What a cla**y girl Girl, you look so silly when you make a scene It's not a competition, just a kissing game All the boys are talking, yeah, they're talking trash When will you discover you're no kissing queen? Lalalala... Such a cla**y girl What a cla**y girl