Thirsty Fish - Grind It Out lyrics

[Hook] You've got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants Better take advantage of your chance to dance Look around the room for a Dapper Dan Grind it out now And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands If she's unfit then unhitch the camper van We'll show you where it's at like an ampersand Grind it out now [Verse 1: Dumbfoundead] To the big girls with footmeat sticking out they pumps Changing they whole wardrobe straight out they trunk Dancing the night away Perspiring with a powerful funk And intimidate the wallflower Cowardly punks She's the leader of the conga line Conductor of the Soul Train And works the sh** out a stripper pole Likes to roleplay The whole place looking at her like it's her showcase Let's go back to your place I'll show you my O face Watch her grind out Drinking that Amy Wine-house This ain't no white blouse One-Fifty-One d**h Proof Grindhouse Soon as she set two lines out In the restroom I bounced Girl you being bad now It might get you time out [Hook] You've got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants Better take advantage of your chance to dance Look around the room for a Dapper Dan Grind it out now And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands If she's unfit then unhitch the camper van We'll show you where it's at like an ampersand Grind it out now [Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle] This is the most important rap I ever wrote Cause it'll make women on NordicTracks and Depakote Cast away their a**orted hats and leather coats Manifest their inner-p**no actress to whatever folks in the room We hold in so our souls' been consumed Ever since we broken through the womb We're told to control our inner urges to commune And keep the appearance cold as the surface of the moon You should howl and swoon Yell loud and croon Or growl You don't need a costume or a cowl Just a towel to wipe the s** sweat from your brow And after this scene maybe a new evening gown [Hook] You've got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants Better take advantage of your chance to dance Look around the room for a Dapper Dan Grind it out now And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands If she's unfit then unhitch the camper van We'll show you where it's at like an ampersand Grind it out now [Verse 3: Psychosiz] What's all the Locomotion The Joker broke in Shimmied it and Twisted ‘til it opened Cranked that Then he Electric Slid So we thought we'd call you It's best you did They call me Bruce Wayne Cause I Mack the poosi Like Desi when he's slapping Lucy You could Superman a ho But to catch a true thief This looks like a job for the Bat Watusi Get low I'm fistna' Rick Roll to his hideout Lean With It Rock With It Dip in and slide out Uh-oh The Jerk tried to do the Hustle Threw a rubber Chicken Dance at me Then he Shuffled Did the Running Man But I caught up again No more Hokey Pokey I'm taking in you in As for your life of crime You're all out of time You last chance to Bat Dance Form a Conga line [Hook] You've got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants Better take advantage of your chance to dance Look around the room for a Dapper Dan Grind it out now And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands If she's unfit then unhitch the camper van We'll show you where it's at like an ampersand Grind it out now [Verse 4: Busdriver] You want to hit the p**y with your battering ram So you can lure some girls to your Astrovan (Fool, get your hand off my mammary gland) And just Grrrrind it out You're seeking action like a Girls Gone Wild cameraman But dressing like a broke a** Bagger Vance Even if the p**y smells like rancid ham You'll eaaaat it out [Dumbfoundead] Call your homegirls on your family plan Got a spiffy haircut from Fantastic Sams Make you say my name like I'm Candyman We can end the night in an ambulance [Open Mike Eagle] Standing in the shadows like the Cancer Man The little philly doesn't stand half a chance I can wear a gold medallion and some Hammer pants bu*t-naked sweating is the master plan [Psychosiz] Flavor to the game like I'm Van De Kamp Something new for my dames and fans and fam' Stylin on ‘em cause I c-c-can My pimp hand's like the Mandaran's