I'm gonna stuff my present up your chimney And the melted snow will make it all wet Cuz it's gonna be one of those Christmas days Spent in bed I will be your little drummer boy I'll beat it till you feel no pain Cuz baby you're my Christmas joy When you're s**ing on my candy cane It's gonna be one of those Christmas days We spend in bed It's gonna be one of those Christmas days We spend in bed Merry Christmas!