Candlewax poured in a mold And it's harder than gingerbread houses While we all play Candyland Weebles are wobbling And Stretch Armstrong stretching And Raggedy Andy holds hands with Raggedy Ann Sounds unreal Some people do anything to feel Ah, anything at all now Life is such a difficult game React, react Sometimes meltdown Sometimes people walk alone With wings on Candlewax poured in a mold And it's harder than gingerbread houses While we all play Candyland Weebles are wobbling And Stretch Armstrong stretching And Raggedy Andy holds hands with Raggedy Ann