Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon? Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon? 'Specially when it's nine below zero at three o'clock in the afternoon Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame Well, I might look like Robert Ford, but I feel just like Jesse James Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range Yeah, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range I got no reason to be there, but I imagine it would be some kind of change I got my dark sungla**es, and for good luck my black tooth I got my dark sungla**es, and for good luck my black tooth Don't ask me nothing about nothing, I just might tell you the truth I got a woman in Jackson, but I won't tell you her name I got a woman in Jackson, but I can't give you her name She's a brown-skinned woman but I love her just the same