Thiago - Mars Bars lyrics

So far, got more Mars Bars than barbarians Clashing swords, Thor hammer, see where gods carry him More fish in the sea, look towards the sharquarium They say he's down to earth, that just means they wanna bury him Barium enema up in your intestines bruh Get sh**ted out by Minute Mouse, the p**y wasn't scared of him Compared to him? Fair to none, no one's as courageous Shriveled up and purple, Courage munching on some raisins I'm amazingly cowardly dog, rations are hourly bought Raining on them, steadily locating the cloud that he sought But it never thundered, just a light drizzle My spizzles jizzle rhyme riddles like timed missiles "Bye bizzles!" said the biggest b**h of them all "I'll give you a call, soon as I'm in the minister's hall" Quit, stick to your fall, bawl, more pretentious than a peaco*k Shed your f**ing feathers while we watch, biyatch Rocking crocs and Reeboks, kid check your swagger Double take, three, does that sh** really matter? All the piss in my bladder cannot express my anger For strangers, majority superiority, an anchor Should hit y'all over the head, I'm kind of sick of bottom feeders Ass-kissers better pa** quicker like they follow speeders Kilomillamameters, riding on a camel NASCAR race but I forgot to buy some flannel Switching channels, yeah tune in, y'all can see me do recitals Where's my handles? I'm riding on a unicycle "You should review the Bible, point you in the right direction" But my perception is hard to change like my erection And I will mind to mention that I believe in God But I don't agree with all the scriptures, does that mean I'm wrong? Does that mean I'm a no-do-gooder like Lucifer? Blast me off to Jupiter where stupidest is stupider Who is her? Mars Bars, fruit like Mother Nature Can't believe I got her, she's hotter than Sun's equator Nothing greater to a dork than winning quarters for jawbreakers And lawmakers accuse lawbreakers, they all haters And Las Vegas is where I'm headed after all this Maybe acknowledge college, abolishing all my promises It's nada nada, got a shot at maracas, I'm modest Juggle fire on tightrope while counting out the caucus My co*k is doodling, maneuvering, the newest king The Dumlie and Nujabes mindset that I'm soon to bring With Pumbaa and Timon singing Hakuna Matata While bringing food to your mama and sinking boom to Osama Commas, colons, question marks, and periods can't stop me Exclamation points are disjointed, you best to copy The proxy of this forced laughter hardy har har Forever getting phatter with these Mars Bars