Oh, I don't want to stay in tonight and watch d**h Wish 3 Fall asleep with pizza crumbs on my clothes So put away that hash pipe, the p**nography, and the booze 'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues Don't do anything crazy Like defecate in your pants because you're lazy Oh, put away that crack pipe Put some makeup on that bruise 'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues Oh, take me down to the Anaheim House of Blues Yes, drag me by my hair to the Anaheim House of Good night, Mrs. Hitler