I'm impressed I'm impressed When that gorilla beats his chest I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed When the torpedo in the vest barks his orders I'm impressed And I find that my head's nodding yes Though my legs are not following I'm inspired by events to remember the exits in back of me I'm impressed I'm impressed When that gorilla pounds his desk I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed The generalissimo's request I can't help but be impressed On the one hand he'll give you five good reasons to follow him On the other hand you see nobody leaving the stadium I'm impressed I'm impressed By that Godzilla's flaming breath I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed When that tornado from the west crushes buildings I'm impressed And I find that my head's nodding yes Though my legs are not following I'm inspired by events to remember the exits in back of me I'm impressed I'm impressed When that gorilla beats his chest I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed When the torpedo in the vest barks his orders I'm impressed